From today onwards i am going to post on what i am good at..Creating useless PJ’s.So this post will be updated daily and i ll post my funniest jokes.I have written what i got from last 2 weeks.Let me pen it down.Please comment or subscribe my feed for more hilarious jokes…Let me start

1) What u call a knee of a Child ??

ANS: KIDNEY(KID-KNEE)

2)Famous Bollywood Actress Madhuri is a fan of a New Zealand cricketer Guess who??

ANS:Jacob Oram coz she says “Mera Piya Ghar Aaya Oh rAAm Ji(Oram)

3)Do u know y is Frog called the Leader of Ducks??

ANS: Coz its ‘Mendak’ (Main-Duck)

4) Try this..Woh kya hai jo dil main hai maan main hai lekin dhadkan main nahi hai?

ANS: AMIR KHAN

5)This one i got it as a forward but i added my answer to this ..

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

ANS:ake one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

One more answer

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer by me…

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP TIP)

“TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagagayee.”

6)How do u say Alvida to Aasman ??

ANS: Just say TATA-SKY .. i know i am bad..

7) What will happen if Saurav Ganguly gets incremented..??

ANS:ek-Sau-Ek-Rav

8)Jaroorat ke samay gadhi(Female donkey) pregnant kyon ho jaati hai??

kyonki woh kehte hai na
“jaroorat ke waqt gadhe ko bhi baap banana padta hai”

9)why muralidharan bowls only 5 balls in his every over??

ANS:Coz his 1st ball is always “doosraa”

10) One more forward-What is the reason for SRk s electrifying performance in OM shanti OM..

Coz Movie offers only 2 Ohmz of resistance so more current…

I ll come with more when i crack my brain cells.